Tuesday, December 28, 2010

A Plausible Explanation...

You know if science has a name for it, then it must be true. I read this online (again, another source of nothing but truth) and thought I'd share.

The Coolidge Effect

For some people, the passion and intensity of sex is extremely rewarding and addictive. And to experience that kind of intensity requires having sex with someone new – a novel experience. This phenomenon is referred to as the Coolidge Effect. As the story goes, President Coolidge and his wife were visiting a farm one day, Mrs. Coolidge noted how a rooster was able to perform all day, and Mr. Coolidge noted that it was not with the same hen. Although it can be difficult to acknowledge, and it goes against most people's morals, diversity in sexual partners can be extremely gratifying.

When people are confronted with these two powerful emotions, attachment and sexual desire, they often lie and cheat.

To make matters more complicated, we now live in an age where people idealize the notion of love and intimacy. Our close, romantic relationships are supposed to be perfect, full of passion, intimacy, and unconditional love. Society, media, and our culture have created an image of romance and love that is nearly impossible to achieve. As a result, the idealization of intimacy has left people feeling alienated, inadequate, and/or incomplete. Our expectations of love and romance are extremely high, but our human nature makes this difficult and often leaves people broken hearted.

So, what to do?

As if I really need to answer that….

Duh!

I'm going to find me a rooster, of course!

I don't mind not being the only hen…but…did you see what she said??  "…a rooster was able to perform all day"…

Of course, I don't mean an actual rooster silly people.

What kind of a girl do you think I am?

Think very carefully before answering that.

;-)

4 comments:

  1. So... to combine this post and a previous post, what you really need is... a cock? :)

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  2. That does sem to be a running theme, doesn't it? Are you offering to fulfill that need? ;-P

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  3. If it crows, "Any cock-will-do," it's a gay rooster... just saying.

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  4. Hi Savage. Good to know I am not a gay roster then...I have very discriminating taste, and any cock will DEFINITELY not do! :-)

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