A little late, but I sent this to Jane last year and just remembered it.

Just don't ask where this popped into my head last year - LOL. "Twas the day after Easter. The bunny had left chocolates and a treat. The day after Easter is the day of the kinky bunny because he knows you prefer his meat. Sure the Easter bunny brings candy, sweets, and lollypops to pass through your lips, but the kinky bunny was thinking you’d rather fuzzy cuffs and riding crops – not to mention he likes how you move your hips. The Easter bunny likes to hide eggs covered in paint, while the kinky bunny delivers the 4 corner restraint. The Easter bunny may give you a wink as he leaves your basket and flirt, but that’s nothing compared to what the kinky bunny will do, especially if you’re wearing a skirt. The Easter bunny may bring your favorite candy selection, but underneath the kinky bunny’s costume, he’s packing a hard erection. The identity of the kinky bunny is secret and no one can see. The only clue is that he’s been seen driving the same car as me."