The following is a combined contribution post--Tripp and I (mostly Tripp) sent this back and forth…the italicized parts are my additions…we hope you all enjoy it as much as we had fun writing it. We're neither one of us great poets, but we both are wordy effers--I won't apologize for how long it goes on. I'll just blame ♥ Tripp. ♥
Twas the night before Christmas and Santa packed up his sleigh.
The reindeer were all fed their oats and some hay.
Santa went on his journey distracted, but quick.
The delivery of toys done, but he was stuck with his hard dick.
There was a name left on the list
– a name he could not shake.
For he knew the sight of this girl made him weak in the knees
and his balls they did ache.
A simple thought of her made his cock hard and throb.
For he pictured her nekkid between his legs as her head did bob.
Santa needed no hot coco tonight, she drove him wild with desire.
- thoughts of her warmed him better than any 'ol fire.
This girl was not on the nice list, nope not at all.
However he had to see her so to his reindeer he did call.
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<< Rudolph: "That fat bastard always forgets me!" >>
Away to her house he flew like a jet.
Santa wasted no time as he peered in her window,
He saw her blanket was all askew
and that she was wet.
He snuck in her room stroking his hard cock at the sight.
He was to have his way with Jane this very night.
Her legs were spread slightly open as he slid his hand up her thigh.
But Santa was feeling very big "D" tonight and had a glint in his eye ;-)
Santa went to work quick like an elf.
He grabbed the 4 corner restraints off of the shelf.
Before she could wake she found herself bound.
Between her legs Santa's hard cock was found.
Santa left off the blindfold for her to see the look on his face
The joy on this Christmas Eve night of him, as her heart started to race.
He teased her wet inviting slit with the tip on his cock.
The sight turned him on and Puddles shouted "Holy shit, he's as hard as a rock!"
The pervy reindeer gathered round to watch Santa in action.
For Mrs. Clause was giving him no satisfaction.
A wink to his deer, a kiss on her lip.
A hard thrust from Santa as he slid in more than just the tip.
Jane moaned and breathed in through clenched teeth.
The smile on Santa's face as big as a wreath.
Fully inside her sweet wet pussy Santa was indeed.
He started to fuck her and the pace increased in speed.
Moans of pleasure filled the empty evening air.
Santa tilted her head by grasping her hair.
He on her neck exposed that one spot.
That he loved his mouth on and she thought was hot.
He engulfed her nipple in his mouth with a nibble and a suck.
His cock kept thrusting as they continued to fuck.
They were getting close now as moans turned to screams.
This Christmas Eve night had fulfilled both of their dreams.
Jane moved Santa's beard a bit to see.
The dark hair beneath was that of her lover Tripp (- that's me).
The reindeer Cuddles excited now yelled "Yum!"
As Santa grasped Jane tightly, he started to cum.
His cock pulsed as he filled her and they continued to kiss.
Even though she was naughty, the toys from Santa's sleigh she did not miss.
Jane then went to the tree, her grin almost sinful
And restrained her favorite Santa with all of the tinsel.
She said, "I've found the perfect gift,
It's all mine for unwrapping,
And if you try to get away,
It's YOUR ass I'll be slapping."
Santa was aroused again, and had to reply
"You're lucky I'm all done delivering, so no kids will cry".
Jane just laughed and said, "You'd still have to stay…
There's no way you'd fit back up the chimney THAT way!"
She slipped on him a cock ring,
And lubed him up with oil
Looked at him with an evil glint
Then at the whip wrapped up like a coil.
He pulled against the tinsel like it was Janie's hair
And growled in his best Dom voice how it's not fair.
Jane giggled and mimed at cracking the whip
And leaned down to nibble his most ticklish hip.
He thought, "My naughty girl is such a treasure
And my 'North Pole" gives her so much pleasure
Maybe just this once I'll acquiesce
But when I get untied, she is so getting…well…GUESS!
Jane could read his thoughts in his eyes
Boy was he in for a big surprise
She was going to teach the reindeer a class
Called "Let's Candy Cane Santa on the Ass".
So she handed out canes, one by one
Rudolph shouted, "This is going to be fun!!"
Rudolph raised the cane as Santa did twitch.
He said "How do YOU like it? Now say my name bitch!"
Jane didn't like Santa being treated that way
"He's so not little 's' ", she thought, and sent the deer to the sleigh
She undid the tinsel that bound him so tight
And gave Santa what HE wanted for the rest of the night.
(but apparently the fat man has a long memory….jeez…a little turnabout and he gets all puffed up and Dommy and shit…here's what I get after putting my 2 cents in…HEY—this is MY blog you know Santa…and I did give you what YOU wanted for the rest of the night…)
Twas the night of Christmas. And Santa felt small.
Being little "s" didn't suit him at all.
The reindeer they now laughed at the jolly old man.
For being tied up with tinsel and spanked on his can.
Mocked by his deer – oh the humiliation.
Santa set out to get retaliation.
His cock now hard with thoughts of her thighs.
He had that big "D" look back in his eyes.
They reindeer laughed at Santa as their names he did call.
Once he raised the whip, there was no laughing at all.
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<<Rudolph: "Am I not fucking here?>>
Where should we go? What direction?"
Squishy Sex Noises: "I say we follow his erection."
A fine idea Santa yelled – my cock knows the way.
I've even packed a surprise or two inside of the sleigh.
The reindeer flew as fast as lightning.
Between his hard cock, the whip, and the look in his eyes - he looked rather frightening.
He stood for the journey because his hiney still hurt.
But determined he was because he knew she was wearing a Christmas skirt.
He pulled up beside Jane's house once more.
A quiet night was not what this Christmas had in store.
He saw her bending over in the skirt by the fire.
Which instantly fueled his raging desire.
From the sleigh Santa took The Enabler Sex Combo Kit.
He bent Jane over it because with that sore hiney of his, he surely could not sit.
Santa yelled "Blowjob the reigns - I must tie Jane tightly.
My cock is throbbing and no, not just slightly."
With the deer on the loose they gathered around.
They too enjoyed the sight of Jane topless and bound.
Santa's pants were now thrown on the floor.
A playful glance back at Santa said she wanted more.
He exposed her by hiking up her skirt with the greatest of ease.
With his cock in hand he began to tease.
Extremely turned on by her so wet and inviting.
With Jane bound like that, there was no fighting.
We really did have way too much fun writing this together! Well, we weren't physically together. If that was the case noting would have been written - LOL. I know that writing it with Jane definitely put me in the Christmas "spirit" ;-)
ReplyDeleteI just can't believe you "candy caned" poor Santa like that though - ROFLMAO.
Now to get you under the mistletoe baby♥♥♥