TMI - What would you do?

TMI - What would you do?

1. You encounter a good looking lost and frantic tourist looking for the airport. You:

A) Shrug your shoulders, feigning ignorance.

-I’d pretend not to notice in typical NY style.
B) Find the shortest route on your Smartphone and get him/her a cab.
            -nah…I can never find my phone when I need it.
C) Direct him/her to the nearest bus stop.
            -“I” have no idea where the bus stops are (I have seen busses though, so I know we have them around here)

D) Get your car, pick up his/her luggage and speed to the airport.
            -hell no—crazy people find me

2. You’re taking a vacation alone. Your destination:

A) Beach resort — I just want to relax and de-stress.
            -only if I get to bring Tripp
B) A group tour — I don’t want to worry about the details.
            -nah—I’m more of a loner
C) Wherever the dart lands on the map.
            -no way—my luck, it’d land on frikkin’ Antarctica
D) Every country with a hostel — my backpack is my home.
            -oh hell no…I saw the movie!!!

3. Blackout! You can’t watch TV, so you light some candles and:

A) Dig up some batteries and listen to the radio.
            - I have a much better use for batteries ;-)

B) Invite the neighbors, light a fire and sing camping songs all night.
            -I have no social neighbors

C) Find a friend and play games that don’t require electricity. . . Like chess.
            -Chess?? Isn’t that code for down & dirty, hot sex??

D) Drive to the next town — oh sweet Wi-Fi, I’ve found you!
            -not if I have batteries and a friend to play “chess” with!

4. The man/woman of your dreams has finally proposed. The relationship is perfect, they are everything you’ve ever dreamed of and ever wanted. They are also a multi-millionaire and want you to sign a prenuptial agreement. Which would you do?

A) Sign it

- with provisions….mayyyyybe…but unlikely
B) Just not get married

-is it my first?? Otherwise, I am never marrying again (and hubs thinks its because he is irreplaceable…more like, lesson learned!!)
C) Sign it with an assumed name, then take all their money.....

-nah…I am in nothing for the money (I’d share my meager paycheck amount to prove my point, but then y’all would just feel sorry for me…or laugh.)

5. If you were going to marry an inanimate object, what would you marry?

What do you mean “IF”…


Bonus: You’ve just inherited a manufacturing plant that specializes in plastics. What are you going to make?

-replicas of Tripp’s manhood…everyone should have the experience…not just the man—I do NOT share.