There is absolutely nothing like that feeling... Part III

If you haven't been able to tell, life has been absolutely crazy!  Just busy as all hell with literally not a moment to spare.  Every spare moment I can muster I just want to spend with Jane!  Or at least talk with her!  And our poor blog has fallen wayside.  However I am forgoing sleep to continue our Hookey Day post (you'll know why I'm tired tomorrow baby).  So.  To continue:

For you see, we had a little time to kill after breakfast and lingerie shopping and before the room would be ready for me to have my way with Jane.  We were told that the room wouldn't be ready until noon.  Seriously WTF?  Do they not know how much I want to ravage her after pancakes?  And OMFG lingerie shopping!!!  So not fair at ALL!!!

So went for a little drive to check out a new and more out of the way adult store.  And I am OH SOOOOOOOOO glad that we did!  It was a much more...shall we say interesting and well stocked adult store than the previous one that we went to.  We hadn't been there before and actually went passed it the first time and had to turn around and head back.  OMG I almost burst into tears laughing when Jane pointed out the spectacle while we were at the stop light waiting to turn left to go there.  She was like "Look at that guy booking to his car."  There was this bald guy probably in his 50's making a hasty bee line retreat to his car with a paper bag in his hand shaped oddly like DVD's  So we started turning and I said "What do you got there ya pervert?"  OMG we both burst out laughing - ROFLMAO.  OMG I almost died!  And the windows were up.  I wasn't really that mean - LOL.  Apparently the guy went old school with his videos.  Now why am I hoping Jane doesn't share a store about someone in my family who also gets her porn and toys old school.

So apparently there was parking in the back too.  I take it by the guys lowered head and shameful hurried walk to his car he didn't know that parking in front on a busy main street.  Oh I am so mean laughing I know.  Just imagine the evil thoughts I had toward Jane knowing we were going shopping.  So we park in back and Jane quipped that (as men streamed in and out of the store - pretty busy for a work day around 11AM too I might add) she would probably be the only girl in there.  I laughed - LOL.  She apparently wasn't amused at my amusement  But I took her hand and we went in.  Me like a very excited kid going to...well a toy store  Wow!  The selection was definitely vastly improved over the last more tame store we went to.  We began to browse through the store and get a feel for the layout.  Before long Jane was picking up things she knew would wouldn't exactly be my cup of tea and saying "Come here baby."  Fine!  She's pretty and pretty funny too.

Jane was BTW the only girl in there when we arrived.  C'mon ladies!  Do none of you shop in the morning on weekdays at adult stores?  Just the unemployed male perverts - LOL?  And the one couple having their Hookey Day fun...waiting for their hotel room to be ready.

Jane had to go to the bathroom.  She asked the clerk if it was OK.  Now this guy was a tiny mousy looking guy.  I'd say a year or two out of high school.  Now kids in my generation may have grown up thinking the guy working at the local arcade had the best job in the world.  Now if Jane ends up telling the "slightly" (Hah!  K.  Maybe a lil more ) embarrassing story about the certain someone whom I may have inherited a gene or two from you might understand why other people would have thought this guys story was more interesting than any arcade employee - LOL.

So Jane went in the bathroom and I walked around...hmmmm...interesting....HMMMMMMMM  Here we go!  JUST what I was looking for!  And what did I find?

(I promise to make it a priority to tell you, but for now it's past midnight here and I'm all sorts of tuckered after let's say "thinking" about Jane).  

So goodnight wishes to you and especially to you my baby!  I love you!