Otherwise known as Tripp and Jane’s ridiculous pillow talk.
Next week we’ll discuss my random outburst of song…(“here comes the bride”??? really Jane??? ROFLMAO!!)
Yes, those words did indeed come out of my mouth…
And then there was talk of me being a Mord Sith…when I was laying on top of him.
And zapping him with my agiel, but all I had handy was my little purple toy and how I could break that out of he really wanted to…that I’d be okay with that.
But I’d probably laugh way too much to be much good…
He said as long as “I” was okay with it, it was fine.
I mean, why should he have any say in it, right? What with me being the Mord Sith and all.
He kept saying, “Oh yeah. You laughing too much would be the only obstacle!”…except, there was laughter and sarcasm detected—both in profuse amounts—so I don’t think he was really into being assaulted with my toy…even it were disguised as an agile.
(Thank God…just sayin’…)
OMG how we laughed over that…yeah—we really can go the nerd route when push comes to shove…
And here I was ready to break out my white leathers. :-P
And Labyrinth’s, “It bit me! ; What did you expect faeries to do? ; I thought they did nice things like granting wishes. ; Shows what you know don't it?” when I was lying there with my eyes closed and Tripp bit my nipple. LOL!
And he says to me, “Now you know how it feels!”. I never said it was a bad feeling—and considering my response, I think the man has a few more nipple bites to be had upon him. He really has gotten much better about accepting the fact that I will bite his nipples and (usually) doesn’t even flinch any more.
And I tortured him with him telling me he hated me. He denies it, says he said, I hate YAHOO”, but I think he was just trying to save his nipples again. I got a lot of play with that…using my I am about to cry voice and a little pout…he hates when I pout (but it’s okay for him to!! Not!) I tease him and send him a message that I am pouting when I know there’s nothing he can do about it.
Yeah. I can be a little mean.
And of course, I am insanely juvenile and one of my favorite movies of late is “Despicable Me” and one of my favorite lines was broken out at some point during pillow talk… It's So Fluffy! Just don’t ask me to remember the context…what I do remember is Tripp telling me he STILL hasn’t watched it.
*sigh* I wonder if they have an agiel for reals…he needs to be taught a lesson.
Like how not to steal plays from my playbook. LOL! We were granted a little extra time, but as we often do, we cut it close when it is time to get dressed and leave. More often than not (okay, ALWAYS) I am dressed first and ready before he is. We won’t mention how I tease him as he is trying to get dressed though.
Anyhow, somehow the man managed to be fully dressed and I had only my panties on…and I didn’t even realize it ‘til he was sitting on the bed talking to me and he starts on my boobs. And I was into it when all of a sudden I was like, “HEY!! How is it YOU’RE dressed and I am not?? So wrong stealing out of MY playbook!”
He didn’t even have the decency to look ashamed either.
That man! ::: shakes head :::: G-r-r-r-r-r!!!!
He’s just lucky I love him like I do.
Just sayin’…
Jane and I do have our own "unique" pillow talk. BTW, I need to make one think perfectly clear. I would so not be OK being assaulted by her toy! Tripp don't play dat:-P. And I'm pretty sure that I have SOME say in it - ROFLMAO. Luckily Jane doesn't play that either, but part of our pillow talk involves her making me squirm a bit at times.
ReplyDeleteI seem to remember some pillow talk involving Jane laughing so hard that she said she was going to pee herself. I said that I was so not into watersports. And when I told her that her teasing was going to kill me she informed me that necrophilia was a deal breaker for her. Yeah, our pillow talk can take a turn towards the deranged sometimes - LOL.
As for my poor nipples, I remember returning home one night with my right nipple still erect from an extra hard chomp delivered from Jane (I'm so laughing as I type this). Jane laughed herself silly that night and said that it was showing off for the other nipple:-P And seeing that it's very effing cold today, you can count on me protecting them today - LOL. Yes, she would be so evil to chomp in cold weather. I can even picture her saying that they were just excited to see her and get their chomp:-P
Did I ever mention how Jane does not play fair? How I can't stand to see her pout - even a pretend pout gives me the uncontrolable urge to smooch that pout away. And yet she pouts at me knowing full well that I can't resist how adorable and smoochable she is. She is so lucky that I love her the way that I do or that sexy hiney of hers would receive even more spanks;-) The fact is that no matter what we end up doing, I end up smiling like a goof and just seeing and being with her makes my day - every day! Even just sitting like we did last week holding your hand. And this Tuesday was awesome! We were only supposed to have about 2 1/2 hours together, but ended up having almost 4 1/2 :-) BTW, I don't see how I can be held responsible for what my mouth does. It's so your fault for being so smoochable all over ;-)
You only have a say when I "let" you have a say and a restrained you wouldn't be able to do much about it now, would ya? ROFLMO!! As if...your hiney is safe from everything but spanks and bites. No "ass"aulting you otherwise...no worries there. Ew!
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't threaten to pee on you if you'd give me a chance to go before attacking me and making me forget I had to. :-p.
You do have a showoff nipple...and it really needs to be taught some humility. Maybe my little hair clip will bring it back in line. Or maybe I'll crack that cat o' nines on it a time or three...that reminds me how I made myself into a blanket burrito when I thought you were getting the whip out of your bag. That was funny...but funnier still the way you blamed ME for you forgetting I brought my toy for you. So not my fault!
Yes...my pout, otherwise known as a weapon of mass destruction, does have the power to render Tripp helpless. And being the evil brat I am, I use it simply because I can. Besides, its about balancing the power dynamic and I like to win. :-D. I still think approaching you in a skirt and whipping out my toy with a big "surprise" yelled by me would be totally hysterical. (I know, I know...my toy is a toy...not a weapon --I am so pouting now...HAH!)
I may control a lot of things sweets, but what you do with your mouth ain't one of them!
But I wanna have a say - ROFLMAO. And I know that you'd "torture" me out of my mind if you restrained me. And I so love you restrained - even if teasing you teases me more!
ReplyDeleteI so gave you a chance to pee Tuesday. Then I "attacked" you - LOL. OK. Maybe a minor attack before, but I did let you pee. Not to mention how chilly the room was when we got there. Luckily Jane and I warmed it up pretty quickly ;-)
My nipples are plenty humble thank you. They don't need a hair clip and certainly not a binder clip (a little office humor).
I was rolling when you thought that I was getting the whip. And rolling up like a burrito too - OMG I'm dying laughig here. Oh the fun toys that I carry in my bag - LOL. My "business traveler" bag ;-)
I love you in skirts (god do I!!!) so not whipping things out from under your skirt - OMG that sounds so wrong - LOL.
Hey my mouth can't help one bit tracing every inch of you. I can't wait to see and smooch any hint of a pout away ;-) Do I ever get to win?
How does it feel to want? You got your tease on well enough when you started and then pulled out to..ah...attend to other business down south. Gah! So not fair...I just have a way better game face than you do :-p
ReplyDeleteI practically had to throw you on the bed so I could get around you to go pee...I don't think my crossed pegged dance had any influence what so ever. You're just lucky you didn't make me wait any longer or, like I told you, we would have moved our relationship into a whole new direction.
Only your left nipple is humble. That right one is an uppity little thing. It needs to be brought down a peg or two. Hahahaha....I said "peg". So laughing right now...how uncomfy are you now Tripp????
Yeah baby...you have everyone fooled with your travel bag. Totally. I swear. No really...ALL travellers check-out after a few hours. And all good travellers are known by name at the check-in desk. Truth. :-p
It's too damned cold for skirts now. Hows about I surprise you with a new thong/bra set under my clothes instead? Fair enough?
You won my heart, what else could you possibly hope to win?
Oh yeah....that'd be crossed legged...roflmao....damn auto correct has it in for Tripp's ass too!!!
ReplyDeleteHow does it feel to want? Considering yesterday that I left making out with you(and just making out with you) it feels a little painful (OK a little more than a little painful) to want so badly - LOL. I'm very glad that we saw each other. Don't get me wrong, just god what you do to me!
ReplyDeleteAnd I think I'm pretty slick with my travel bag ;-) OMG the owner of the hotel that we usually go to does indeed know me by name. I told Jane how he broke character one day. Normally he says "Will you just be staying the one night sir?" knowing full well that we plan to use the room for a matter of hours. They were booked up one day and he broke character and said "Well if you're out by 8, I can give you a room with a king bed." ROFLMAO
I new bra / thong set does indeed sound fair enough baby! You've won my heart as well!!
Y'all notice how he completely ignored the "peg" reference?
ReplyDeleteIt's a really funny story from fairly early on...we were chatting online and I was probably poking fun at myself for being a klutz and said, "You can call me Grace, but never call me Peg". He didn't understand and after much giggling on my part I said something about pegging.
Yeah. He still didn't know and I told him I wasn't explaining THAT to him.
Being the curious type, of course he wanted to know...this is where the Internet can be a horrible thing boys and girls...so he went to Wiki and (omg...it still makes me chuckle) found out...and they even had a drawing for those too lazy to read the explanation...
He still blames me for scarring him for life.
I think that's a tad unfair...so I tease him about it most chances I get A) because it is sooooooooo far off the radar of anything I'd ever do (just...ew...no effin' way!) and B) his reaction to the teasing makes me laugh even more because he KNOWS that it is patently ridiculous...
He really doesn't exist for my sole amusement, so if it seems that way--perish the thought...its just a small price he pays for being loved by a crazy person.
Just sayin' :-)
I do tend to repress the Peggy memory - LOL. Avoid thinking about it at all costs even. My poor damaged mind:-P
ReplyDeleteFunny - hah! For you maybe. I was so barfing in my phone as I chatted with Jane at the time. I think what I told Jane was that I had to find a sharp object to poke out my mind's eye - ROFLMAO.
It's just lucky that I love you the way that I do baby! That and I knew that you weren't into that at all. Thank god!!!
I'm glad that I don't exist solely for your amusement. I'm just wondering what other uses you've found for me;-) LOL
I also love you like crazy!♥
he does have a funny way of speaking to y'all then to me..almost seems third person-ish...don't he?? Just another trait that makes him shine...or some such b.s. like that...
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